sexbow 

9 tags

#apples (first time in a while)

Congratulations! The winner is Markaci with (Fast & Furious) (Video Games)!

Scores: Newton:5 sexpanther:3 Markaci:7 Rainbow:5 angryrancor:6 Moo:1 [Points to win: 7]

The game is over. It ran for 0h23m11s

Moo is grossulariaceous.

angryrancor is up & down, loud, honorable, unhealthy, hairy and perfect.

sexpanther is senseless, controversial and rough & ready.

Rainbow is warm & cozy, cowardly, zany, awesome and fragile.

Newton is hopeless, repulsive, daring, new and fat.

Markaci is cozy, haunting, corrupt, simple, funny, young & restless and fast & furious.

Mar 10th

5 tags

#apples

oh i was afk

fapping again?

I told you

slow down

you're not 14 anymore

yeah i cant cum with you screaming at me through irc

don't lie

Rainbow can only cum when I'm screaming at her

so I'm sorry

sexpanther screaming at me through irc is the only way

force of habit

hashahahaha

hahahaha

Mar 10th

3 tags

apples

Congratulations! The winner is sexpanther with (Sweet) (40s)!

Mar 8th

4 tags

#apples

Rainbow: make a tumblr for just you

i have to?

yeah

finnneee

but i'm doing it later

because I feel like it'd be another way for us to communicate

all of IRC just isn't enough

I want all of tumblr now

I think it'll fix our marriage

lol

okay

i want to fix this marraige

unless you want to have another baby

but you're going to have to commit to bitch hunting

no no i'm willing to make another tumblr

hahaha

i'll make the tumblr JUST GOD PROMISE ME NO MORE KIDS

BUT ANOTHER COLICAB WOULD BE SO FUCKING ADORABLE

BUT SHE TURNED INTO SUCH A WHORE

I do not want more slutty herpes-infested daughters

i love our baby to pieces and the incest is great but

that

Dec 16th

4 tags

#wizardcrew

that's what I always said

people never seem to learn that I'm always right

it's hard to accept

when you're falling down stairs with a 40 in hand

I never fall down stairs

only off them

Dec 13th

3 notes

4 tags

#sexbow

I just don't want to get up

but I will now

now that i'll get naked for you?

yeah

insentive

Dec 11th

5 tags

#sexbow

* Rainbow is now known as wetbow

* Ced1200 is now known as Wet1200

Wet1200: LIES

* Wet1200 is now known as Ced1200

you aren't in the shower with us!

I indeed am not

thankfully

Dec 11th

4 tags

#sexbow

oh man

>>> Rainbow shows tits to c0licab

you can go back to being 17

not mine, just tits

and i'll want you again

i can?

HOW

(with no tits)

STOP EATING

Dec 11th

4 tags

#sexbow

02: 18 as long as i get to pull it off ;)

02: 19 oh well duh

02: 20 you're like a little sister that i want to make out with :P

02: 20 >>> colicab dresses Rainbow in flowers

Nov 28th

4 tags

Natalie's Porch

sexpanther: That was the house party at which she decided she wanted to bang someone and threw her tampon in the hallway and went to go do it.

HanSolo: Woah, bio hazard!

Nov 1st

4 tags

IM to Louth (last night's dream)

Alicia: anyways, so we were basically like in Denver

Alicia: except it was like Trevor and his roommate and they were big black gangster dudes

Alicia: situation was pretty much the same though, you stayed there for a couple of months, I came to visit at the end

Alicia: I guess they were in a gang or something cause some other gangster guy kept calling and threatening you for being white and basically living there (but there was also another white guy living there)

Alicia: so you kept trying to be tough about it and talking about kicking his ass and I was thinking "lol, you're never gonna kick anyone's ass"

Alicia: but I didn't say anything cause it was kinda scary

Alicia: so you kept talking shit to the guy on the phone

Alicia: so we were all sitting on the couch and one of the black dudes opened the door to go mail a letter and then the guy was standing there and pulled out a gun and shot and I ducked and he hit the other white guy but the bullet grazed my arm

Alicia: and then like two seconds later we had a giant memorial service type thing in the backyard with a million candles that kept going off and on and everyone was eating mcdonalds

Alicia: and then I woke up

Oct 23rd

4 tags

#diradio

why did I buy Twizzlers? D:

because they suck

even more than oreos

You don't like oreos?

You don't like oreos?

There's something wrong with yoo

we've discussed this in great detail, siorai, she knows she's broken

whatever ho

they are not real cookies

Ahhh okay

Your mom's not a real cookie

she basically dislikes anything but unsalted saltines and ketamine

Sep 26th

4 tags

other #sexbow

i didn't give you a chance to date me

i drugged you and made you sign the papers

I know

but isn't that how all great marriages start?

Sep 23rd

9 tags

#sexbow via medicman (Perfect Timing)

[02:25] ::: Amphetamine unzips medicman ‘s pants [02:25] ::: mobilepanther licks it [02:25] <~mobilepanther> ermmmm [02:25] <+medicman> Amphetamine: :o [02:25] <+Amphetamine> YOU! B0RKED ME! [02:25] <+medicman> mobilepanther: me like [02:25] <~mobilepanther> terrible timing [02:25] <&Rainbow> lol

Sep 9th

5 tags

#sexbow

>>> daft snuggles into Rainbow and sexpanther

>>> Rainbow snuggles

I'm finding tampons everywhere man

I could probably fill up an entire box

>>> Rainbow throws sexpanther and daft off

ew

FEMININE PRODUCTS?

woah

wtf

I DONT NEED TO HEAR THIS

not used, obviously

OH SORRY

i thought you had a penis

what a letdown

MY PENIS IS UPSET

MINE IS TOO

THEY'RE FOR MY NOSE BLEEDS

Sep 9th

4 tags

just because

a rational rainbow?

I'm terrified.

Sep 3rd

5 tags

Aug 21st

6 tags

#sexbow

Rainbow: When are you getting them pierced? I need to book tickets.

ustream it, Rainbow

ustream my tits now?

i approve

when you get the pierced

also now

lol

or all the time

What she said.

Aug 17th

6 tags

#diradio

you didn't say if you could or not

I'm not allowed outside after dark, rebs

you know this

not when the street lights are on

thats too late for panthers to be on the streets

especially after what happened last time

did you turn into a ravionous beast?

we tried to take the 40s from her, but she was too strong

Aug 14th

4 tags

#wizardcrew

nothing like a shot of tequila in the eye to get you ready for the day

"honey, it's time to get get up" "I dun wanna.... OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!!

Aug 9th

4 tags

#sexbow

i blame tre for my current state

he wasn't here to llick the table

Aug 7th

5 tags

#glitch.fm

we'll throw [bleeeeep] a bachelorette party

and make sure she bangs someone with herpes

hahahaha

you're terrible

do you know any cute guys with herpes?

< aricon> why do they have to be cute?

weirdly enough yes

would they succumb to [bleeeeeeeep]?

but i don't talk to them much

and keep giving their gift

maybe?

idk

she's....

yeah no

whatever, this is why god created craigslist

Aug 5th

3 tags

#penguinsigloo

Rainbow: you're still there? and still drinking?

Jul 27th

5 tags

#az

.az

let me think ...

got it!

A-Z: abacus -- zuni

ho

ho doesn't exist or is not acceptable for the game

lol

lol doesn't exist or is not acceptable for the game

fuck off, Ezekiel

hoe

close, but no cigar. New range: hoe -- penis

that's a great range

Jul 20th

5 tags

#wizardcrew

> it's only a lil awful

> just like you, joelle?

> only a little awful

> lols yup

> she's more than a little

> she's concentrated bitch

> it says to use only half as much

> cause she's concentrated

> like new Tide

> 2x concentrated

> well, if she's going to be my beta bitch, she can't really help it

> ooo beta bitch hu?

> i feel special

> just don't tell Rainbow

> sexpanther is the alpha bitch

> Rainbow: I'm telling yoou

> im aware of that

> she's co-alpha

> obviously

> lols

Jul 15th

4 tags

#sexbow

punch him in the face

or blow him

i forget which is proper

both?

at the same time

at the same time

hahah

^5

^5

Jul 6th

6 tags

#glitch.fm

>>> sexpanther snuggles scottyZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

:o

cheater

we need to throw him off

gain his trust so we can take him out

don't you know anything?

I FORGET WHEN IM FULL OF JEALOUSY

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'D NEVER CHEAT ON YOU BY NOW

THEN WHAT IS LOUTH

LIARRRRR

THE SUGAR DADDY?

oh

WHAT IS FIREFLY?

I thought we understood that sometimes cock was necessary

firefly is my boyfriend whom provides the love and care that you never give to me!

you are such an attention whore

for cock

SOMEONE HAS TO BRING HOME TO BACON

yeah

he sure as hell doesn't

I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE THERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY

that's why i get so much attention

BUT MY HAND IS COLD

he'll never support you like I do

that's true love

oh baby

LMAO

>>> Rainbow gets super close to sexpanther

HEY

women...

THIS IS OUR LOVE SCENARIO

GET OUT

Jun 15th

5 tags

#glitch.fm

I don't think I could be DJ Sexpanther

DJ crunkpanther?

ha

maybe just crunkpanther

and I can be like deadmau5

and dress as a panther

and get drunk all the time

and it'd be okay because that's my 'thing'

just a panther head

yes

actually

haha

you should scratch the head and just have paws

big huge paws

yeah

and how the fuck am I gonna mix with paws?

with the paws

you're that badass

and that good

hahaha

Jun 15th

6 tags

#glitch.fm

* Rainbow thinks about sex with sexpanther and the children

:[

WE WOULD HAVE PERFECT CHILDREN

PERFECT

haha

you guys can borrow some of my sperm

let's never have children

:[

yeah

but

they'd be so crazy

yeah

they're be bipolar super bitches

a superior race

and by that i mean perfect angels

hitler youth

Jun 14th

5 tags

#sexbow

sexpanther: going slightly more bumpy with the next one, after that it's back to groovy stuff

also i agree

great tracks

bumpin*

nilicule

bumpin

close enough ;)

---

Such an adorable foreigner. : P

Jun 11th

4 tags

#sexbow

it's okay, i figured something out he couldn't

i'm still the superior one

of course you are

you have the vagina

and by vagina I mean big black cock

Jun 9th

4 tags

Jun 9th

4 tags

#apples

sexpants: It is your turn to judge. The green apple is jizz-covered. The red apples are as follows:

1. Kindergarten - "A, B, C, D, E, F, G... Won't you sing along with me?"

2. Sentinel's nips - Custom card created by sexpants

3. sexpanthers' tits - Custom card created by Rainbow

sexpants: Type choose followed by the number of the red apple of your choice

May 28th

4 tags

May 17th

4 tags

May 17th

4 tags

#glitch.fm

* aricon removes voice from sexpanther

hey

why

* ChanServ gives voice to sexpanther

* aricon removes voice from sexpanther

* ChanServ removes voice from sassybritches

* ChanServ removes voice from Rainbow

hahah

if I can't have it, nobody can

May 15th

5 tags

#apples

sexpanther: It is your turn to judge. The green apple is Unhealthy . The red apples are as follows:

1. Going To The Gym - No pain, no gain.

2. Sesame Street - Children's television show featuring Big Bird. "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"

3. Fertilizer - Viagra for the garden.

4. Eating Breakfast - It's always breakfast time at a truck stop.

sexpanther: Type choose followed by the number of the red apple of your choice.

THINK ABOUT IT

choose 1

dude

eating breakfast

K FOR BREAKFAST

K FOR BREAKFAST IS HEALTHY

May 14th

3 tags

#glitch.fm

I might get cereal

nah, I'm too stoned to get up

damnit, I knew this would happen

May 14th

4 tags

#apples

02: 57 < Rainbow> Foal: take your right hand and

02: 57 < Foal> Rainbow: Ok Dude take it easy

May 4th

5 tags

#kraftyradio

02: 45 < Katie> ah yes. i remember now. i wrote the lesbian porn for my cousin

02: 45 rofl

02: 45 < Katie> lmao

02: 46 < Rainbow> uhhhhhh

02: 46 < Katie> she was just coming out

02: 46 < Rainbow> what

02: 46 < Katie> it was like a gift

02: 46 < Katie> shut up

02: 46 < Rainbow> so you gave her gay porn?

02: 46 < Katie>

02: 46 < Katie> maybe

02: 46 < Katie> my friend gave her a sex toy

02: 46 < Rainbow> she was coming out so i wanted to give her something to give to her parents to make them understand

02: 46 < Katie> which is worse?

02: 46 < Katie> LMFAO

May 3rd

4 tags

#apples

00: 36 < Rainbow> Foal: kill the k_

00: 36 < Foal> Rainbow: kill the kids

May 3rd

6 tags

#sexbow

i just found out

Rainbow is pregnant

D:

HAHAHA

i just found out

sexpanther is pregnant

bitch

damnit

don't give this to me

i just found out

Katie is pregnant

pass the embryo

lol

lol

i just found out

Katie is pregnant

i just found out

Katie is pregnant

BITCH

DAMNIT

OWNED

Apr 30th

4 tags

IM with Daniel

Daniel: do you know how to love anything?

Daniel: instead of hating

Daniel: i think you hate everything

Alicia: I might

Alicia: haha

Daniel: except good weed

Apr 30th

11 tags

#sexbow, #diradio, #wizardcrew

pick a bitch, I guess it doesn't have to be anyone in here

since we have like

!bitch firefly

firefly is Rainbow's bitch

mine

!bitch Louth

MINE

* Rainbow shanks sexpanther

NO

Louth is sexpanther's bitch

---

* Rainbow calls dibs on Louth

see sexpanther! dibs!

WTF

NO

---

* sexpanther calls dibs on firefly

FUCKING

A

FINE

TAKE LOUTH

NOPE

---

Rainbow: you can't undbib

what about

i kill louth and firefly and we just dibs each other

---

* Rainbow stabs firefly

dibs on sexpanther!

---

* sexpanther stabs Louth

:(

:O

poor louth

dibs on Rainbow

no man can stand up to that lesbian power

this is really hard to do

over 3 channels

^5

---

* sexpanther secretely unstabs Louth

* Rainbow secretly unstabs firefly

Apr 28th

4 tags

#apples

i'd kiss you gently

like a man should kiss his woman after sex

but no homo

of course

no homo

Apr 25th

6 tags

#apples

03: 44 < ApTek> foal: Kranic

03: 44 < Foal> ApTek: nn Kranic: It is your turn to judge. The green apple card is high on drugs too, actually.

03: 44 < Rainbow> LOL

03: 44 < Kranic> ROFL

Apr 17th

4 tags

#sexbow

facebook is law so it must be true

yes

not real friends until you're facebook friends

wait

firefly deleted his facebook

does that mean i'm single?

yes

that means he doesn't exist

he died

man

or has no friends/contact with humans

and i loved him

same difference

might as well be dead

well this is going to get awkward

Apr 15th

4 tags

Watch

Nox and his new bff, Spoon.

Apr 13th

1 tag

Apr 11th

6 tags

#apples

04: 03 < sexpanther> Rainbow: if the bitches are like our children and apples is like sex, our sex is a family activity

04: 03 >>> Rainbow looks at sexpanther

04: 04 < Rainbow> sexpanther: sex with your kids involved is wrong?

04: 04 < aricon> er

04: 04 < Rainbow> i don't want to be right

04: 04 < sexpanther> Rainbow: no

04: 04 < Rainbow> i don't want to be right

04: 04 < sexpanther> Rainbow: I'm saying we're doing it right

04: 04 < Blown-Upp> don't they do that in europe

04: 04 < Rainbow> now quote that while i put it in your mouth

04: 05 < sexpanther> noooo

04: 05 < sexpanther> I'm eating nuts

04: 05 < sexpanther> you quote it

Apr 9th